A typical round Fifa14

A typical round Fifa14

FIFA 14 - [PlayStation 3] (Video Game)

Customer Review

It's Saturday, and I finally have some time for a neat round (usually gamble until the forearm muscles give up) console football.

So I start the Playstation and select enthusiasm from FIFA14. I confirm, as after every start that I still speak German and not overnight, the native language have changed. Subsequently operated for about 17x the Play (better safe than sorry) I'm up arrived in the main menu after respectable 7 minutes.

Since I lack the discipline to spend hours chasing the ball and then the runterzuleiern always the same turn I decide to play a game against the CPU and start the online mode (season).

In the last two parts of the series, I liked to play with each 4 star teams, since the opponents more varied and better come to my mind the strengths of each player to wear. After my favorite team, QPR are relegated, but I can find on the fly, no fitting team, I opt for the Bavarians. I edit the line-up and want to get started. It occurs to me that I still want to make a substitution for the old Unsympathling Robben Müller. Back to the installation menu, where suddenly are not the names of the Bayern players, but my selected in the first game start default team. Well, to do anything white as the experienced players, the errors were eventually already in FIFA13 and it would be really too much to ask as to fix something complicated.

Game 1:
I play against Real Madrid.

3 minutes:
My opponent comes with the first attack near the gate, shoots from a tight angle. My goalkeeper claps harmless ball forward from where Dante first very hesitant to ball goes to be running around at the last minute from the wild onrushing Boateng overboard. Christiano Ronaldo (by any player I get rather a goal) is there and pushes the ball into the goal.

4 minutes:
The game lags.

17 minutes:
The previous game is characterized by passports, the players Favour on both sides with the tibia and / or knee stop what unexpectedly often not working. This has a firework of tragicomic scenes billiards result. I decide to change my tactics and me to move on high balls.

18th Minute:
TOR! The very first attack succeeds. I play from moderately promising position unmotivated a high through ball into the top. The defenders probably just a spontaneous attack of paralysis, staring my "Traumpass" seconds behind before he decides to intervene. Alone in front of the box I shoot abgebrüht only with full force centrally at the goalkeeper, then against the post in order, finally, in the style of clippers einzuköpfen recent rebound.

25 minutes:
I get a yellow card. No one knows why.

43 minutes:
I get the first corner. The inside

67 minutes:
My opponent leaves a grow with Ronaldo from 47 meters. The ball flies centered on goal. My goalkeeper deflected away for a corner. That's it.

75 minutes:
My opponent gets a yellow card. No one knows why.

86 minutes:
After a powerful shot on opposing housing the ball rolling towards Toni Kroos in a promising position. The goalkeeper is on the ground and falls while trying to get up several times about his teammates. "I cut it in," I am pleased. The ball rolls over in 50 cm distance on Kroos. He does not care.

90th minute:
My opponent comes right at the end again in my area. He shoots, is blocked, players fall over each other, a whistle, penalty, it, I lose. No one knows why.

More or less angry I get a beer from the fridge and start the next game.

Game 2:
I play against Real Madrid.
The game lags so much that no one gets something on the series. After 12 minutes, the retching is finally over. Result 0: 0

Game 3:
I play against Real Madrid.
I lose 5. 4 Realistically, all fall 5 goals from corners. I put away the beer and open a bottle of vodka.

Game 4:
I play against Real Madrid.
I achieved unexpectedly the first quick goal, my opponent leaves the game. It must be my lucky day because I get really credited the victory.

From one moment to the next I'll be back very motivated and euphoric. What a small success and half a bottle of vodka can cause.

I'm tired of always playing it only to Real Madrid and choose the somewhat weaker German National Team.

Game 5:
I play against Real Madrid.
It is a rain game, which means that all actions are in slow motion. I'm looking forward.

17 minutes:
I gag me through to the winger and somehow get an edge inward. Horst Hrubesch Memory header Monster Mario Götze skips the marginally larger Pepe and skull the ball from 13 yards into the net.

25 minutes:
Anniversary. I play my 50th Fehlpass wide.

43 minutes:
Compensation! Christiano Ronaldo is skillfully against several of my players through by barging in front them. The subsequent shot against the post is steered from the back of my goalkeeper into the net. My opponent looks at all the repetitions of the gate. I curse loudly.

91 minutes:
After the entire second half was an endlessly tough Gegurke, I've come to terms with the draw. There is again a corner for my opponent. That's it.

Without a word I throw my controller on the wall and then shout at my friend, who asked what had happened. She cries now. Well done, FIFA14.

I think the game itself has thus far been said in other reviews everything, so I give here a subjective glimpse of how I (often) feel when I play FIFA14. The game is quite playable, but such a series of colliding and stupid acting players is embarrassing for a game from the year 2014th

the dimensions Rank: 3/5
April 6
light but not too much Rank: 5/5
May 26
remastered Rank: 3/5
February 26
not disappointed! 7 1 Rank: 5/5
August 7

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