All right, we begin .... "Death to balloon releases" There sure! Letting go of the balloons, whether or weather balloon, it's still the best way to encourage SNOC seeing UFOs around and believe the end of the world ... if arrival more balloons, such as plastic bags , choke sea turtles, so sure there must ban this practice to noc!
"Death to the rollers of firecrackers." For smoking in public transport, one must already be noc noc home, but if more is to smoke firecrackers while there it deserves to have his head banged against the floor barely ...
"Death to the claims." More than advertising, it is the leaders of emissions demands that deserve the stake, all these emissions at noc where one promotes the past nocqueries fashionable. There's sometimes we almost regret the Pope's Index (luc in the SNOC) ....
"Death to the useful vote" it's true that! We vote for who you want! there's that SNOC who want us to vote like them ... the call to the useful vote is the death of democracy and the beginning of barbarism!
"Death to the bald wig" Another invention nocque home noc. There's nothing more ridiculous than a bald wig with taped to the skull ... especially when there is wind ... or on the deck of a boat!
"Death to the sports journalists' Oxymore !!! To not have seen that the cheater Lance loaded as a mule and have left him usurp 7 Tours de France, must really be the last of the SNOC! 7 years of misery and drudgery of john in the locker room of the league 1 (beware of syringes it stings!) For all SNOC of sports journos!
"Death to the whiskers of Bashar Assad" is going to be charitable, not hair removal gegene. it will live the pack. Death to dictator Bashar noc and butcher of Damascus!
"Death to the squints trends" Ah! excellent! there I got really laughed ... that's right must be noc noc home to buy a square frame glasses as if we were "right-angled eyes" ... too funny ....
"Death to slammers" Aaaah! Exc! "The slammer is a rapper who can not sing." Had to find one there .... of course some will say that there ... yeah but the texts for texts had already Victor Hugo!
"Death to those who say" Bobos ". There is serious! SNOC Anti-sores are themselves bourgeois and since the Great Jacques, it is known that there is nothing that looks more like a bourgeois another bourgeois, whether or not ... Bobo "the bourgeois is the enemy of mankind ', he does not like rock' n 'roll, he listens to Muse. Yuck!
"Death to the plastic CD boxes manufacturers." Good! this one is not in the book, it's just to make me happy ... Enough 's enough of these boxes that do not support transportation and arriving always shattered by the recipient (in this case in me!)! Must also say that they are not designed to allow great booby of Post Office from playing Frisbee in the sorting centers ....
Well it stops there! Frankly, all is not as funny, but is still well fed and 3 it can make a great present for Christmas
