King Hansi

In Guru Pose, white as innocence personified in front of a Mural for the umpteenth time with his beloved Tyrolean mountains posing the obvious grotesque manic permanent grin around with him wearing it stands-the Hansi.
Millionenschwer and untalented, freshly blow dried and tanned, he wants us to once again prove that he is the undisputed king of the trivial kitschy pop pseudo folk music ... unfortunately he is right of Hansi.
Only in German fundamentalist area where the mountains are too high and the valleys are too deep a talent free man can with sky high sales points because he is so personable and so nice, frustrated tagträumende Housewives would still say, "but smart he is already, the Hansi! ! "
The man can butter would not melt, never smokes in a bad mood and does not drink and seems to never have to go to the bathroom, he has to say a flat and schmaltzy humor and if you ask him something he answers shy and always careful never something wrong. ..richtig nice he is the Hansi ... and deadly dull to boot.
From time to time I read the reviews and because through this just when Hansi as euphoric turn out great, I had a short time in the present Tondokument listen here ... it is me simply a mystery how such a bad vocal performance and phrases on preschool level without any relation to reality and the actual events that also may approve take place here on our planet only partially, that would require a very limited horizon (who is not German singing we do not understand) an abnormal formation of the lack of humor and a melancholy fanatical respect for forever same unchanged overall theme.
Herewith I really want to offend anyone because even I know pretty much all the pop stars of the 60s and 70s, Peter Alexander Neumayer was my childhood idol, but who had a huge voice and endless charisma, Udo Jürgens was for hit ratios texts truly superb and masterfully his instrument play, but our dashing Hansi is and remains only a poor and shallow Säusler and can score that it is the wet dream of so many living in a twilight zombies with ultra patriotic views ... well yes it must meet in order to earn money nowadays so gerademal ,
On this point, I am ashamed to be Austrians, the rest of the world reduces our alpine dwarfs the musical figureheads like the marathon grinning Andy Borg with his Musikantenstadl Freakshow, DJ Ötzi the worst residual exploiters of modern times and even the dear brave Hansi the so jauntily istpfui devil.