My favorite WORD! Finally I did it again.

I got on a WORD2007 Office CD with all sorts Quitsch nonsense from Windoze to my new computer I bought last year in the summer.
Two weeks ago a crash. Had to reinstall and already we set off:
When I tried to play the nitty Office re ne message came that I had to open a Microsoft account. Why ??? And as usual: it was not !!!
Messages like "the entered email address is wrong," "the entered email address does not exist", "you do not exist", "the entered email address is already in use", "the entered email address is incorrect," "You no good!", "You wrong, you get nothing. " On good German: "You do have a lot of money for that stuff paid to us, why not call us again!" Typical Microsoft.
Exasperated, I looked at Amazon for Word versions on CD and found WORD2000 at an unbeatable price. I struck instantly. With WORD2000 I started then and it was in my opinion the only true WORD!
It could be easy to install on my Windows 7 computer and everything funzt. At last a decent writing program that works quickly and reliably and is easy and logical to use.
Five stars is not enough!
Oh, and a gag on the edge: If you open WORD2000 that "living paperclip" appears at the bottom right and knocks in a low "Ting-Ting" from the inside of the screen. Only that I no longer use CRT glass for years. On a huge "plastic" flat the little thing looks really funny. * Laughs *