The refrain is clear, "you and I, only you and I," so far so good.
But the verses ??
"I wish you were so fat that you can pass through no door ..."
"I wish you were paralyzed, then you could not run away"
"I wish you had feathers, so I could lock you in a cage"
"I wish you'd horribly smelly"
Extremely strange idea of "romance", Laying the Milow and also a reviewer here on the day.
Sorry, but that is not at all.
Too bad, because the stronghold of the African guitar accompaniment is really nice and groovy.