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Call of Juarez: The Cartel (video game)

Customer Review

Just do not buy!

At the first menu I thought that I zocke on Atari! The menu and all fonts in the game are very very pixelated, so you can see the individual box !!!
Then the arms are completely rubbish. A shot, opponents on the ground. The only time in which you can die in this game is when a helicopter comes, which are just over powered. Grenades are a joke, every child throws further than 2m ...?

The story is confusing, one understands nothing. Eddie to be corrupt, but himself (as McCall) is one steal things without being detected ?? Meaning? The witness does not really matter, except that you may see by 3x the funeral scene. (1x at the beginning, 1x after her death, 1x at the end of the game)

But worst of all is the sound / sync. The figures speak first, always the same, secondly, the subtitle never fits, ie the speaker is talking something completely different than the subtitles! As completely different, not nearly the meaning is the same. (Eg McCall says "I'm hungry as a bear" is the subtitle "I would like to meet opponents like a Russian weightlifter")
All weapons listen to the same, not so such as in BF3.

The AI ​​is very very stupid, you can run past enemies without them seeing a shoot here and in the opposite direction. Evans and Guerra just act stupid, you have to actually do everything yourself and wait for its slow partners. Since appearing statements such as "without our coverage like you're already done" almost ironic.

The graphics are just grottig bad. Mimic the loveless faces does not exist. Buildings all look the same and in some places it comes in front of a as if it had been really copied.

CONCLUSION: ABSOLUTELY NO PURCHASE RECOMMENDATION! (Even 5 are too much for this!)

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Effective 1202 Rank: 5/5
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Con 12 Rank: 1/5
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