Simply the best DSLR ever

I since July 2012. possess the D800 now Before I go in medias res only a brief outline about me: I belong to the Group of the people who read a lot of reviews here and still very rare even write a. I take pictures with a variety of cameras at a high amateur level for over 35 years. Here, I used Canon photographer (A1, F1 ...) before I came to Nikon (my old F3 I do not give her). On DSLRs I have range scans through various Coolpix models and had a D60, D90, D700 in operation before I have now bought the D800.
I use exclusively original Nikon lenses (why should I buy a Nikon, and then to take foreign-lenses ???), this partly fixed focal length like the AF 85 1: 1.4D or sometimes an old manual as the Micro-Nikkor 105 1:28 but for the trip eg like just my "Trio Infernale" for every situation: with low light AF-S 50 1: 1.4g, wideangle AF-S 16-35 1: 4 G and "getting it" with AF-S 28-300 1: 3.5-5.6 G. (both f2.8 Zomms are far too hard ....) I'm missing here frequently in reviews such information photographers who are to me personally important so that I can get an idea of ​​who is something writes to assess it better, if I can be relevant view it for me ... I am most like and often least travel photographer with all the corresponding motifs such as landscapes, animals, people and macro, what you do there would "take" and the results inspire usually the viewer ...
I would also like to start by saying that I am guided tests and reviews from people such as Ken Rockwell, although it is strange to me to refer to technical and abstract tests for camera purchase decision, because as in football is "the thing that matters but in the square" , say the practice is one that handling, the feel, the results ... and the images makes the photographer, not the camera. (5 euros into piggy bank)
Finally the camera: I would like to just look at the main criticisms of the people here! The only one I myself have on the camera is that you like can no longer, program and retrieve D700 two presets for shooting situations (M1 and M2), which the D600 can again.

Image quality: simply amazing! On 50-inch plasma HDTV as a "slide show" breathtaking! Prints and photo books ... well, for that you need not 36MP, but the images are of course outstanding.
I use no image editing, that's too annoying to burn my time on the PC. For me there is JPGS "as-you-get" out of the camera. The D800 has an ingenious software and I am always flat, which is possible with it. I am from the corner of the Slide photography (Fuji Velvia 50 ASA and previously shut Kodachrome K25 and K64) and have learned to think in advance before I press the shutter button. My goodness, I wish I had at that time already had a D800! What was I supposed to stand-smuggling and Objective-smuggling saved everything! A quantum leap of photography! For me is photography, the image is created at the moment of initiating or actually even before the head of Fotografens in place ... but everything else is fake. This entire sandwich cheese, etc.
I was with the camera among others on Sardinia, 2 x in the Maldives (!) And in Australia, it has never let me down somehow and had grown all environmental conditions and requirements. I do not have a spare battery or a battery monster growing needs ... Without filming the battery lasts one to two days, with hundreds of photographs ... So what?
Focus Problem: never had!
Pixel error: never had!
The serial number begins with 603 ....
The 100% viewfinder is awesome ... the big screen .... the noise falls in night shots and functional management (number of pixels decrease) not really significant ... It's stunning what I mean by that thing all receiving freehand while others are totschleppen with tripods.
The D800 does exactly what I want, what I tell you ... and how it should be. It is an ingenious, reliable and always ready labor and tools.
THANK Nikon!
Sometimes I really wonder what people will find all watch in disbelief on my D800 and wonder why I do not notice all the errors. Many sitting in front of the soup and shakes as long as the head to a hair fall and he will then. But probably I simply have no idea. This is just my subjective Beitag experience over 1.5 years now practice with the D800.
From my perspective, the D800 is the best camera I've ever owned - the resolution is amazing, the weight is almost a kilo less than that of the D700 (Nikon Thank you!) - Who always wants to be because so tow ... . comes first in my age, people! :-)

Maybe I could some yes "About stackers", the help can be made by so many negative review here crazy. I have not regretted a single cent for the D800 and D700 and all my other cameras sold (except for the F3). So.