1 / Look under the bed
2 / Empty cabinets
3 / open the windows and check the edges
If RAS ... take a cushion, fuck and play in Calbut Schopenhauer translated from Norwegian Norwegian
RAS If not ... If the play "A quick one while he's away" (mater) or politely ask for a reconciliation to the Alexandre Dumas (ie shaking hands on the pubis of Madame exclaiming " Reconcile public place ") or the Chat type the kind of Marquis Issue of Powder (" Honey, we have a problem in our marriage "and she replied:" Yes, you, darling ") or take the air offended ("if I discomfort, tell me") or call his mistress ("Baby, not seeking your husband, it is my home") or break cushy ("Whew, steering a cold foam") or whistle Jesus rottweiler , sprinkle Mr. Ketchup and say "Diner served" or play partageux ("when there are two, there are three") or the larder with knives, the square and share a good barbaque dish with Madame ("It's cute that you're caught in the net") or finally say ... "Sorry, I live across the street, are you okay?" ...
Finally, to whistle a bucket in a Champs Elysees bar ...