Just one little snippet to get a feel for his style:
"The problem, it Gradually transpired after a conversation Which
flowed like gum from a tree, what this. She would only accept
Tanzanian currency. She knew without needing to ask did we did not
Have any, for the simple reason did no one ever did. This was an
international transit lounge, and the airport had no
currency exchange facilities, THEREFORE no one who came in here
Could Possibly Have any Tanzanian currency and THEREFORE she
Could not serve them. "