Press release from EA

"Dear FIFA fans,

we have totally screwed up with the tournament and there are very sorry. We thought genuine, there you would not be so important and have therefore tried to knock out by lower production costs a little more money from the release. The economic situation is just not soooo dolle how you or your parents may be aware.

But to create the cause of the world, we will make the tournament and all other competitions now via patch also playable offline.

For the players who have become so disturbed at the momentum, we plan to make this feature manually adjustable in a morning appearing patch per controller.

That you may be compensated for the loss of joy in the past few weeks, get all FIFA14 pre-order the published in the summer 2014 FIFA WORLD CUP presented as a free download on PSN.

We hope to thus again able to build a stable relationship of trust with you. We pledge to provide more information in the future to the needs of users and to refrain from the habit to let from year to year at random game modes disappear, only to have them as a great innovation introduced two years later.

In addition, we are, because we are the exclusive licensee of the NFL and Bundesliga, we are strongly oriented to titles like NBA2k14 that we have made humble in terms of presentation and Maximization of a license.

Thank you for your understanding. "

--- Of course this is completely unrealistic. Therefore, this version might be more realistic:

"Dear FIFA fans,

we are very sorry that there are so many gamers disappointed with the FIFA gamers. Therefore, we have decided to respond to your objections and criticisms and nachzureichen offline tournament mode via free patch.

Further compensation we offer each FIFA14 pre-order, which appears in the summer FIFA WORLD CUP 2014 can purchase for only 9.99 low and per PSN downloads.

We sincerely hope to have your disappointment so relieved a little and vow for more FIFA versions improvement. "

--- Self can inform the purchaser of this product only dream. And the last is never published:

"Meal,

since we have your money already, your opinion is first matter. We will probably introduce the modes in FIFA15 again. Until then, you have the anger forgotten anyway and then pay 70 euros again for the game. We know that you will do it. Therefore, we make it easy on and give a damn on what is thought of us.

Makes nice keep it up, your consumer sheep.

Määäähh "