Fulfillment of all my dreams

When I was informed about the "orgone accumulator Hildegard of Jentschura" I was immediately hooked. In a barter transaction with a dubious men from Eastern Europe I cashed my first-born to the orgone accumulator - a decision that I should not be sorry. From now on I energized all my meals in advance. Steak was to taste body of God, potatoes tasted like the forbidden fruit, almost everything I put on this tablet, my taste buds should indulge in orgiastic effect. In fact, it went so far that I found myself, as I do, on the title page licked at the newspaper, which had placed carelessly on my "Hildegard orgone accumulator of Jentschura" my wife - only to find that it tasted of pure love.

My friends and family have also found a change in my personality. According to them, I am, since I have the orgone accumulator, much energy and charged. It's almost as if I would be energized so that I can replace kinetic energy with metal objects. Only ten minutes before there was a violent reaction when you touch a radiator. A loud bangs rang out, and I felt as if a shock run through my entire body.

Absolute recommendation, the orgone accumulator is a pure blessing!