How to rate a Smurf: rock, drugs and groupies Blue Men

How to assess a Smurf? A cool blue males with white stocking cap, torn jeans and red Gibson ES on which it probably is now being activated Bm as Barré, the Plek loosely on the G string? Maybe so:

Tell me, where did you come from? Degree from Wacken beg!
Watch as all the same as you? Ne, our drummer is to hoe!
Since when Smurfs stand for on Rock? On chart crap here has no goat!
Find you also groupies great? Yes, of which I have the cottage fully!
Do you have a problem with drugs? Ne, only without, 'Tis not a lie!
Metal do not you play though? Sorry, I understand you badly!
The song as you play but nice. Then I hack the guitar small!
What do you want for a living you? Girls, rock and ne case of beer!
You, I find you mega great! Let's make a band that goes from full!
La-la-lala-lalalalalala-Bending. La-la-Hammer-on-la-la-Bending. La-la-dive-bomb-la-la-la-la-la Bending.