Little Stinker 'so get YOU also guaranteed a headache!

Little Stinker

It flaunts so yellow with colorful stars
There, parked in the corner
Everyone sees it already by far:
The thing that everyone likes.

How glorious it decorates my room
With its saffron luster
With its soft plastic sheen
And his lovely elegance!

It sucks the carpet, sucks the corners
And a dull buzzing song
Will always discover new dirt,
To many a person avoiding to see.

It sucks pretty good 'but this reign
Has its price; o layman, see
His inevitable misconduct:
He stinks so awful to chemistry!

So let all the windows open!
So save yourselves before this fragrance!
Not enough's to hope for improvement,
Let only into the fresh air!

No wonder it the seller
Called a little devil
The deceptive carpet runner
The harmless leaning on my wall.

Why I gave despite this plague
The little stinker not return?
Because I like to endure the suffering
For this beautiful piece!

When I was just, like so often, vacuuming, I had to Amazon and the negative reviews thinking. Last year I did this vacuum cleaner misled in childlike naivety, of the good reviews and especially by the pleasing appearance and pretty yellow color, ordered from Amazon. Unfortunately I unpacked him after two weeks and then noticed: The negative reviews, of which I was hoping that they are limited to individual cases, are true. From the first moment of use of this vacuum cleaner gives off a pungent, unhealthy, machine-like-artificial, biting, plastic-like, bright green chemical smell, the 'man vacuuming a little more than two minutes' usually leads to headaches. This has both advantages and disadvantages. Advantages: It has been a great excuse for not vacuuming (if I anyway have a headache, is vacuuming thus taboo!), He has a nice round shape and beautiful color, which primarily fits into my yellow colorful rooms' Yes, he will included even small, colorful star, you must stick to the vacuum cleaner! What the producers did not come up with anything to cover his greatest weakness, the stench, ;-) 'but unfortunately without success!
Disadvantages: I have to say anything about it, which can be any coloring itself.

That's why: Believe the negative reviews, dear potential buyers of this Trojan little horse, and do not be blinded by the charming appearance of this small home appliance!

For the "Dirt Devil" I forgive a single star because to forgive less is not possible. But I forgive him aware: This one star represents the pleasant appearance of the vacuum cleaner, which he is not used, at least pleasing to the eye.

Update of 2015: Oh, I give him but one star more. After all, he does the job. Although he still stinks when vacuuming not for ages, get used to it .. (and because I always do not like vacuuming, you go with me always very fast)