Real hard substance ;-)

The 'Loch Lomond' counts to the classic single malt
which can be enjoyed even by Singel households without hesitation.
After the practical Korkverschlusses, Open
in contrast to a screw the drinking speed tremendously increased,
immediately emerges the famous backyard smell of abducted the unassuming drinkers in exotic suburban areas.
Already at first glance reveals the 'Loch Lomond' an extremely yellow golden color,
which is exacerbated by the fishing out and reinserting the contact lenses.

Aroma:
Facade primer with light hint of hope
the 2 hours are left somewhere, formerly cold beer later on.
Smells of Uncle Erwin Grabber.
Fresh, slightly hard falls, balanced with the softness and seclusion of the nearby hospital.

Taste:
Very strong starting with consequent acceleration in the curve.
Only peppery, quickly developed a peat smoke which, if you add soda, quickly turns into fire water.
In the background there is pressboard.
Very particular Hey, do you whott wontt frrom me-occurrence.

Finish:
Can sometimes fail.
Otherwise slightly premature with spicy cool touch.
Requires surrender to what is.

Barrel:
Polyethylene cider Historia gives the certain light-heartedness
and raises the question why the detour is to be taken over the glass.

Conclusion:
The alcohol content of 40% can selfsame forget
and also diagonally read understand Bukowski novels after the first page.
Overall, a whiskey for connoisseurs who do not want to reduce their expensive hooch
or to sign up again to feel really cheap.

Aperitif:
Relationship crisis

Digestif:
Alka Seltzer

Bottle with high relief. Label in glossy print with dignified crest.
Is also empty stable, little floor space needed behind the sink
and is through the bulbous neck always well marshalled.

3 stars for this unique taste experience which has ensured that it remains unique.

ADDENDUM: I have allowed myself the bottle a 2nd time and increase my score
herewith from 2.75 to 3.25.
Makes rounded still 3 stars or asterisks :-)

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