Strange sets on my answering machine

As I could see the transfer of 44th CMA show today, Blake Shelton, one of the not too popular country singer for "Male Vocalist of the Year" has been selected. I am particularly pleased because I owe the idea in 2001 his hit single "Austin", as you have to build an original greeting message for his answering machine. In "Austin" concern was that a woman has left her husband and moved to Austin. Therefore, the speaker of the song has left the following message on his answering machine:

"When you call for my car: the I sold.
If It's Tuesday evening: I'm bowling.
If it's Friday night, I'm playing football.
Saturday is the first thing I do: Get out of the lake, when it is not raining.
But I'll call you back when I come back Sunday afternoon.
If you try to sell me something, you're wasting your time; I buy nothing.
If there is anybody else, wait for the tone; You know what to do.
And PS: If the call comes from Austin: I still love you. "

I was blown away by this fantastic and touching message in the chorus of "Austin", and since then there on my answering machine to hear so similar sayings. Blake Shelton has inspired me and 5 other songs on his unfortunately only 35 minutes short debut album are good too.
So if you are on straight, not diluted by pop influences Country Music, buy this CD.
And PS: If these lines are read in Nashville: Congratulations to this year's Award, Blake!