That one slide minigame

Remember that one slide minigame everysingle playstation one game apparently needed? Remember how the worst thing was dying Because some stupid Death Zone Prevents you from jumping off the side and on the much more advanced lower slide? Yeah, that is this game. You pass a ball and for the sake of comedy I shall refer to all movement as "ballin". You start the game and have a title. After Ballin That title you are immediatly balled into a scene of you ballin down a weird blue white toothed slide. You then realize, That this is not a tutorial of some sort but the game and ball to your death. Then you are asked if you would like to pass again. If you pass on the screen, the game balls up again and you can try to pass out the controls. You pass the ball by balling on Either the left or right side of the screen. Since the developer went with a minimalistic approach, otheroptions havebeen balled out. You can pass the music away or all the sound, HOWEVER just balling to the music for leisure aint happening, since i dont know why ballin! Having balled this game for a bit now I can tell you, That aint ballin it. I need more control over my ball, If you expect me to ball down a white abyss of slides with varying width and physical integrity. Yes, physical integrity. While ballin Along the side of the slide, careflul not to loose my ball-ance, I slid into the slide and Balled to my death.
So, Because it needs some fixing and i cant control my ball, I give this game two outta five.

So Ball is life. (I had to)