Example?
1. You are suffering from insomnia!
Leg simply Calimeros on. Höhepunktslos calmly whispering music and inconsequential cuddle texts let you slip gently into dreamland within minutes. Against the soporific effect of Calimeros music no one can resist. Therefore the spectators can not be at Calimeros concerts for safety reasons but must position themselves on couches ...
2. Your problems can ruminate you and make you depressed
The Calimeros help you with their music! You still have problems and depression also. But you are lulled by the great songs of Calimeros so that you hard thinking about the problems. And why think? Have the Komponoist and lyricist but not done ... And your depression has in the attached cheerfully naive lyrics about love, love and L'amour no chance. Sometimes the Calimeros sing about Amore ... incredible!
3. You are colorblind Haberdasher
No Problem! Here you can help an exception not the music of Calimeros but the Calimeros himself. No matter what colors you use for your pants, shirts and jackets that Calimeros drag it to! The only condition: No pattern and each color 3 pieces! Allowed is what the good taste offended and hurt in the eye!
4. You have suicidal ideation
Are you doing it or not doing it you? This question I will gladly answer the Calimeros! Put your CD into the player and the decision has been made in minutes! Suicide may, no must, be the salvation of this musical declaration of bankruptcy! Who wants to live in a world in which the Calimeros noise and that noise also may call music? And then the thought that there are people ... uh ... creatures ... no, creatures ... Yes, creatures! - Are, who consume this "music" voluntarily and also spend money for that ... and presto: The chair under you is kicked off, the edge of the high-rise roof is exceeded and the hose plugged on the exhaust through the window slot ...
Everything will be fine!
