The Tale of Timmy and Ursula

The album "Liebe ist für alle da" was indeed plenty reviewed by my predecessors. In my opinion, it is an album that you have to vote with 5 stars. The two stars are more applicable to the importance of this new release and the related indexing. To clarify a little self-invented story:

"There once was a little boy named Timmy M., who went on a cool autumn day to the hardware store to buy. When he put his purchases (orders, barbed wire, needles, pliers, blunt saw, rodent cage) on the tape, suddenly someone knocked him on the shoulder. He turned around and looked into the eyes of a small, elderly woman with grayish blond hair and a pointed face. 'What are you going to with these things?' the woman asked with regard to the purchases of Timmy. 'Who are you at all,' said Timmy, after which the woman replied: 'I am Ursula and I think you're bad things with these things before.' 'Why should I?', Timmy asked mockingly. 'Well, because you've heard the new CD of Rammstein and now want to have unprotected sex.' Timmy felt increasingly harassed by Ursula. 'I do not know the new CD of Rammstein' he snapped at her, 'I do not know what you're talking!' 'Oh, no? Then please come with me home.' Reluctantly followed Timmy Ursula home, where the song 'I do hurt you' from the new Rammstein CD sounded. The music, the singing and the text do not fit together, so Timmy quasi behind laughing, the band already on those could hear who took this song seriously. But Ursula crunched already with the teeth. 'That's a call for unprotected and especially violent sex' she announced, 'that needs to be indexed.' 'If that's true, then the Bible is also a call to crucifixions, violence and hatred, because it is just there. Why do not index the Bible?' It knew Ursula nothing to answer. Fortunately, their children arrived at this moment into the living room. 'Allow me to introduce', Ursula said, pointing to the crowd of children, 'my 7 (!) Children.' Timmy laughed and wondered who for now here propagating unprotected sex? A Berlin band with a penchant for irony and provocation, or a woman with more than half a dozen children? 'Why are you laughing at?' Asked Ursula. 'Nothing, nothing ', Timmy replied,' I must go now? ' Ursula nodded and accompanied Timmy still the front door. On the whole way home, Timmy could not stop laughing at Ursula and their fantasies. "

And the moral of the story: 5 stars for Rammstein! 0 stars for humorless and paranoid politicians!