I have to say I eat very rarely sharp, have only my phase in advance. And in this I ordered Mad Dog Revenge, because they denounce "1 million Scoville". We have (forth much the same Both of eating habits) a nice pool emptied to 2 on the plate and then dipped our food. Initially very very careful - you have read the reviews yes. But after 2 bites we realized that it also functions normally. The was also the case, we have kept clean the Cabanossi with full surface and let it sit to recite.
Sharp - Yes 1 million Scoville - I can not imagine ..
Property times a few years ago a half habanero eaten (200k-500k Scoville) and I have the whole day no longer felt my mouth.
So'm not sure whether it is really 1 million, or if it's just people to catch.