It's me Chuck Norris, Les or Die!

Have me for the reason that Nokia fetched as I do not come clear with touchscreens, always press holes in the screen !!! So now for the Nokia, as I called Amazon and they've stated that I want to have this phone, they said I should firstonce transfer the money .. What a cheek, so I'm on the Amazon branch. Having the top Managing missed some neck bludger I held the phone a short time later in my hand :-) packaging: when I'm out of the office I met some bad guys who attacked me! When I worked on this with my fists I opened simultaneously with my toes the packaging because I could not wait, it was a charging cable which I then strangled the last guy still fast, and the terminal! Everything was top :-) now it was the turn to test whether it stands up my strength: I nam online in the hand and squeezed so solid I could nix happened, put it between my two eggs and squeezed as hard as I could it cracked again but it was not the phone! I took a truck in my hand and read it on the phone fall madness, it remained quite !!! The last attempt was now the turn I :-) threw the phone into the air and hit it a slight roundhouse kick, unfortunately I did not see where the phone was flying but read it places the next day, unfortunately it is still flying :-( So in spite of all strong buy recommendation!