All just a lie!

Unfortunately, my first knife is broken already at the Aquarium. The second is now we blunt a board because I wanted to cut the diamond ring my wife; my wife is upset because the ring is scratched. The third is in the apple tree firmly (not even an oak!), My car is now tattered and fifth knife I totally bent on the garage wall. Only the sixth knife is still good, but I had no Chuck Norris posters, but only one of Justin Biber.

Despite my reviews seem excessively covered, I suspect that they should only advertise the knife and therefore was considering legal action or a damages suit, if I can not complain about the damaged blade.