Unfortunately, a bad buy, but am your fault

Size and thickness is of course given here, but like many others here, I was looking for
Straws for cocktails.
We have not got better at Amazon and found this used only once. You could
be much longer and thicker.
Now we have all these discarded because at the famous cheap furniture chain we from Sweden
very large and thick straws bought for 99 cents. These also make a stable impression.