Dual functionality

This impressive phonograms first falls again on the fact that ice and an indicated Watches sheet are displayed on the front. This alone qualifies him actually already for a 5-star rating, but when I also heard inside, that was the point where the magic began to actually act. I had pulled my music on my home computer with a program on my MP3 player and wanted to go to Saturn on the other side of the street. Immediately launched women overtures. The women knew that I like on the CD cover, must be a pretty cool guy; so cool that even freezes out of time (if you know what I mean). The women who approached me, asked me whether I did not want to enter into a partnership with them and if I could give them money for something that they called "Dohp". I told them no, because they did not have enough teeth and, quite seriously, a man with ASP on his MP3 player should not be satisfied with the first of what he encounters.

So I arrived at Saturn on, moved from my rollerskates (running is a drudgery!) In sandals and walked with only a headset in your ear - so you could hear quite by accident what my mp3 player was playing - the Gothic derivation. When I was going to the peer-reviewed Samsas Dream CDs that had the retailers of consumer electronics in the offer, I suddenly heard a violent, asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around and there stood my sweaty dream with tattoos and Undercut in 20-hole boots. She told me that she liked the cool music that sounded muffled from my second headset, the loosely dangling in front of my belly. I told her that I was just as cool as the music type. She offered me a sip from her bottle of Club Mate and together we danced through the snow past years in the rest of our lives together. Thank Icy reality!

Pros: Fits easily on the oldest MP3 players; has ice on the cover; attracts girls.
Cons: Just a bit of ice (20% might be cooler); with the wrong headphones, it may happen that even at maximum volume, not everyone will notice on the street, what you hear; In addition, only a CD and a DVD, which is quite low by ASP standards of at least twelve CDs, Blu-rays and four multiple-A2 posters per release yet.