Football or a successful satire of EA

Graphics:

About the graphic was already much said much evil was also there and what is the worst of the worst. It's all true ...
OK. Retro's modern are the makers (those were ever more than one?) And have thought to pack because same time a graphic into play the one still from good old times knows 2003s.
The close-ups of players, or in between sequences are so high without end, the rest of the game - thus the normal game - borderline until no longer works.
Since we're talking not even by the unloving animated players but especially from around it. The linesman act as if they have their flag just sat put somewhere where it does not belong, the stadiums are not recognizable as such and the grass looks as if my graphics card just said quietly Servus and would have gone on holiday. Sad.

And yes. Especially the lawn. It's really you lower after 20 minutes only willing to screen color technically and would probably also take a black and white resolution only of garish green laminate flooring to receive no eye cancer.
And I always thought Canada would be a lot of green. Apparently not, because considering that the lawn or the values ​​programming have not seen one live. Perhaps we should leave or the time out of the office, so the times directly see the graph of Mother Nature and how something might look.

Players are animated as usual, which means nothing more than that one knows already for a few years and has become nothing better. Oh shut. Who bothered by the realistic Torjubeln of earlier can breathe. The no longer there.
But honestly. The graphics are to cope even if a game is not what the 10 in its name worthy.
But one wants to view any small picture, you want to play. And unfortunately, it comes the even bigger problem:

Gameplay:
Tell me. Has it ever one of those seen a football game live or what is this please? Let's start with the fact that the players do not slow down with ball in the sprint. Oh yes. Precisely. Since all strikers of course are always faster than the defenders can imagine how about if you have to run out then the sprint duel.

Good people - or rather caretaker of the game programmed in the morning break between sandwich and beer - that's not quite realistic. If you have ever had a ball at his feet, you would know that this stupid pill makes a quite slow. Because the thing you have that is still retained and not just let lie. And yes. Of course, there are players who are on the ball nearly as fast as without the ball, but these players can be counted on one hand and do not occur in real life on inflationary.

Furthermore, should the beautiful colorful football world ever defensive players (ie defender - I mention it prefer times should someone from EA actually see and when proven in game expertise otherwise not know what is meant) have been spotted which were at least as fast like so many strikers and (Hold on, or sit down rather towards EA) part were even faster. Yes I know. Wow. But yes. The there.
Had a little bit can be integrated into the game.

And yes. Especially these defenders are also in the game tactically as clever as quickly. Why the back four was chosen in love football is not so arrived with you all right? Do you know. This has on the one hand what to do with the attack game, on the other hand with this funny thing that is mentioned in the rulebook as offside. And this is a tactical offside aids the defense, is also called offside trap.
A case that is also in the game. But always for our own troops. It makes sense, of course, an awful lot when the full-back - the so play with you strangely mostly behind the central defenders - constantly offside cancels the remainder rausrückt. It's always refreshing when cheap chip in the center of the opposition striker is directly from the gate and the keeper asks Eck in which he would like because stoop.
As easy it is pure joy. And if at you one thing is guaranteed - in addition to multiple contemptuous of laughter, of course - then that the offside trap works better than ever, and is considering the orientation "offensive" selects the goalkeeper after 20 minutes are just before herniated disc.
Guys. You have not understood because what I think.

And the so-suffering goalkeeper is another good joke of this game. Yes. Goalkeeper. Almost too high for what the deliver partially. Sometimes you really wish for a wet towel to exchange for the keeper. Or even better. An old wooden blocks, then does exactly as much as the goalkeeper, but it could sometimes fall for it and so at least hurt a player. But as seen. It come out at least many goals. Again and again refresh the eye and soul when the goalkeeper unnecessarily the ball with a fist on the Striker at the penalty spot boxing so that he does not even need an extra run to him. Also brutally realistic when the goalkeeper in the state turn (ah! 360 degrees! Now I understood the joke. You're so awesome) to the ball like a bus hinterherzuglotzen if this past hobbles off target from behind.

Likewise, the bug with the high kick from midfield tip if the keeper strayed briefly, stands next to the post and the ball felt 35.8 kilometers and 2.5 hours of flight time falls into the far corner. Top.
Also, the run out is awesome again. Just blind top races, make narrow and yes passing the ball. On -Weltklasse- what you always pay so well meant. That's fun.

Which of course still not a must. The impossible parades when really a time makes an excellent skillful shot. Then, yes, you can be sure that the goalkeeper as Superman dive down and the ball - opposed such boring things as normal physics - somehow just buxiert still over the goal. The course had to be there, which looks natural in the repetition then class.

Class is also the Passpiel general. The strange passes in the legs of the opponent is when one's husband 3 meters next free or the one-twos to 28 meters with the center-back when the striker straight forward for once is free. This also has something that maintains at least resistant and holds countless facets ready. As already kanns happen that instead of direct passport to the straight freestanding striker the ball is put back because the enemy just man shall be free there. Just the best, just to fit the Ballspitzelleien off place the ball forward.

Really succeeded is also frequently receiving the ball. What I've already laughed when my defender takes the ball with his chest, he can drop 8 meters from selbiger and so nen half a meter behind the goal line, the pill clears forward. Succeeded.
Equally strong course the open Ivan acquisitions do if 2 players meld, as if they were pushing and then depending on random one of them has the ball.

So you could still go on forever and especially tactically that's what even top teams on the neon green lawn as deliver something like a declaration of bankruptcy.
A declaration of bankruptcy is the stability.

Stability:

The running gag of the game is "FIFA10.exe has encountered a problem". Yes. I have also been a few little problems found. But he's better than me. Occurs randomly and the solutions are diverse. Unless one calls with EA. The knowledge that is of nothing. OK. But if you have enjoyed the game than 5 minutes you know that well before, but you want to protect themselves still. Come stop at from time to time and as the game's launch in tight for 10 minutes that's not so tragic.
Or maybe. Wenns namely middle happening in the game and we therefore 0: 3 loses and could enrich his online balance to another defeat.
Here works perfectly namely what does not work if the values ​​opponents at 0 in the 85th minute: 5 finished the game easy. Then just gabs no play. It's not so tragic.

Also not so tragic that the connection anyway just so dressing for fun and you will then times the game in the standings, sometimes not. Something like ne line should not be here.

And yes, clearly kanns the system are, but if I have a brand new high-end computer and at 3 friends with similar strong and relatively new computers also partly depressed like me, sometimes the same at all, like the friend who works is the suspicious.

And yes EA. The one with the patch is overrated and not have to. The main thing the online activation does so not a desperate madman to these scrap even illegal worried.

Oh yes. Here is also a thanks to all online gamblers permits - wenns the game should create virtual 90 minutes before - even to polish off a defeat. Have definitely understood the meaning Again. (I see before my mind's eye just the player of Bayern as in the 80th minute when the score was 1: 2 say:.. "Och Goofy Do not Like It, I prefer to go and do so as would have been nothing)
Understood likewise at least as many a horny Rankings junkie of 400 games against the same opponent (who believes he would have 2 accounts is a rogue) has so broken that he always 3: 0 won and thus allowed to read his name in the list forward and those heroes whom Barca is still too weak and still need the X-teams themselves here ...

Conclusion:

You have to pull something yet? Really? OK. The game acts as a satire on the football or to the FIFA series of yesteryear. Once you get the feel of its predecessor that EA had finally understood how football works and is on the right path, EA proves in the current part, that they are too good for no joke.
Sure. Part of doing well, then makes the next also checkout, even if you purely depends nothing. (And please tell me now so no, that have purely hanged as much in the game because that would make the result equal even sadder)
So who has just found nearly 50 euros somewhere and already so much of it has, so that he only could light the cigars themselves who is allowed to access.
Also one of the 50 Euro for a few hearty laughs are not too much all those who really want to annoy again. Accesses.
The rest? If the finger let it, would be really better.
So. And now you shall love it if you cut this game (or what should be the) like me personally hats already done well to wenns was the frustration of writing times of the soul a little more.

Just my 2 cents