A New World of Possibilities

Does each document consist of 8 pages or more?

Do you hate wasting paper?

Do you have reasonably good eyesight?

Do you want to get compliments on how you've Fastened together even the most prosaic notes or random articles?

Do you want to feel slick and untraditional, in an office supply / stationary sense?

If your answer to three or more of thesis questions is YES, then you're in the right place, friend! Grave yourself One Of These Pearl Long-armed truck, and let the games begin. I'm talkin 'bout making booklets. That's right: fold a stack of A4 pages in half, and staple Those bad boys along the crease (staple facing in, unless you like to live dangerously) with this stone-cold foxy all-metal tough-as-nails office Excalibur. BOOM! You've just Brought into existence of the most awesome, blank, unlined, handcrafted notebook That you've made all afternoon. Or maybe not, I do not know you.

That's not enough, you say? You want something printed on Those pages? Well, well, have you ever heard of a little-known product called Adobe Reader? If you have a computer with internet connection to, jet right on over to their website, download it, and check out the options listed under "Print". If you're seeing what I'm seeing, you're seeing an option to print booklets. That's right, booklets: as in, Books of the smaller variety. Perfect for pockets, buses, backpacks, and holding in your hot little handsies.

Now, I'm not going to give away all the secrets here Involving Manual Duplex Printing and such, but suffice it to say, if you buy this Stapler and figure it out, you are going to make a lot of people jealous. I'm talking, somewhere in the least .... Like, maybe 10 people.